laptop shmaptop
that’s right kiddos…
thanks to the breaking blogosphere scandal of laptop-gate…
your friendly neighborhood happyfunboy feels compelled, in the interest of full disclosure, to list all the free swag bestowed upon him this holiday season, in exchange for promotional consideration here at the funcave.
without further ado…
happyfunboy’s super awesome guide to free stuff i got in exchange for my mortal soul
a lifetime supply of kobe beef, still on the hoof. masseuse included.
a trio of ford gt supercars. a weekly driver, another for weekends…& one just for the hell of it.
a set of fine timepieces. of course…a separate one for each day of the week.
a lifetime supply of my very own private-label cigars. plantation, factory & an entire clan of 3rd-generation rollers included.
last, but certainly not least…
a baker’s dozen of the largest lcd tv in the world. two voice-controlled universal remotes, as shown above, included.
does this mean i’ve forfeited my objectivity?
that i’ve somehow crassly cashed in, betraying the trust & goodwill of my audience around the globe?
let me clue you in on a little secret….
the moment there’s an audience of any kind…objectivity’s already gone
and let me tell you another little secret…
if you think traditional media is somehow above this kind of stuff…think again
fact of the matter, traditional media sold itself long ago for much more sinister reasons.
so just because i happen to be more successful at securing a few review tchotchkes is no reason for you to become a jealous, backbiting whiner.
Time to change the air purifier in the funcave. I think the canary just died.
comment by timbarrett — December 28, 2006 @ 12:24 pm