August 25, 2007
As part of the Funcave’s continuing series on the TEAM NEWBLOOD challenge, here is the next community resource on our list…
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JESSICA EMMONS
Whereabouts: http://www.mssmallbiz.com/pcms/southeast.html
Known Aliases: JEMMO, JessEmmo
Summary: Reportedly a member of an elite group of splinter cells known only as…PCM. Despite losing several of our primary human assets trying to discern more about these cells, we have as yet been unable to penetrate this organization in any depth. Jessica came into a barren land, filled with hostility/discord/rancor/apathy and managed in a very short time to get resources in place to help put that desolate area on the path to becoming an oasis.
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August 25, 2007
As part of the Funcave’s continuing series on the TEAM NEWBLOOD challenge, here is the next community resource on our list…
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DAVE SOBEL
Whereabouts: http://www.evolvetech.com/
Known Aliases: Mr. October
Summary: Rarely seen without his personal bodyguard, the master assassin known only as “The Sharon.” Considered the most dangerous pair in the community, their proximity to our nation’s capitol ranks them as one of the US government’s top 5 threats (behind Oprah, but ahead of Proctor & Gamble). The dossier photo was taken just moments before the tragic “Fan Appreciation Day” Massacre, in which every other person seen in this photo was killed, folded, mutilated, and finally spindled. Dave continues to prove, time and time again, that his business acumen and instincts are right on the money. His entire career should be required study material for anyone who gives half a crap about being a success.
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August 25, 2007
As part of the Funcave’s continuing series on the TEAM NEWBLOOD challenge, here is the next community resource on our list…
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MARIE MCFADDEN
Whereabouts: https://partner.microsoft.com/US/program/40029086
Known Aliases: MOM
Summary: WorldWide Wheel In Charge of Managed Partner Communities for MS. Prolly the single most universally beloved person from MS in the entire community. I think of her as my own personal interdimensional superheroine. Especially since I first met her on a bus ride back to Redmond Town Center in 2005, at a particularly low point for me both personally and professionally. Since then, everything I talk to her about seems to warp almost mystically into something better for me. And every time, within a 4 hour window. MOM wields the power cosmic, which our puny terrestrial brains cannot possible hope to fathom. We should all simply be grateful she has chosen to use her extraordinary powers for good, and not evil.
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August 24, 2007
I know that Klaus Edwards, at least, will appreciate this…
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August 24, 2007
As part of the Funcave’s continuing series on the TEAM NEWBLOOD challenge, here is the next community resource on our list…
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MARK CRALL
Whereabouts: http://sbsc.techcareteam.com
Known Aliases: Believed to be “Matthias.” Yes…THE “Matthias.”
Summary: SBSC PAL extraordinaire, and aspiring outdoor catalog model. Founding member, as “Matthias,” of the German alt-rock phenomenon Gods & Valkyries. One of the best guys I know, who manages to inspire, educate, and steer our community in all the right directions, without ever being an ass to anyone. Period. Living proof that nice guys don’t finish last. I want to be just like Mark when I grow up.
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