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October 19, 2007

Crush Orange

Crush Orange! Simple idea...but nothing without execution.

Time for Alabama to show something here in the SEC West.

The hillbillies invade T-town this weekend at Bryant-Denny, bringing along with them the evil love child of Mayor McCheese and Grimace that they call a coach.

The Spawn Of Furry Character Love Which Dare Not Speak Its Name

Man, this guy's outfit just screams pimp...doesn't it? I love math...really I do. And check out the gang colors on this guy. He's gotta be a real gangsta. I'm talking...O.G. Mmmmmm...why is math so magically delicious? The coloring of this monstrous spawn of Satan makes me think that someone who wears a lot of red and yellow just might have had a good bit to do with its conception. Which immediately narrows it to a certain clown...and Kevin Harvick.

I would love nothing more than to see the final nail in the coffin of his head coaching job get hammered in right here by the Crimson Tide this weekend.

If so, I’ll be smoking a cigar in honor of the win.

If not…

Well, that hellspawn will still be getting canned at the end of this year.

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4 comments »

  1. [...] Or just so happen to be in town to watch the Crimson Tide take on the hillbillies… [...]

    pingback by welcome to the funcave » A Kentuck Of A Place — October 19, 2007 @ 8:24 pm

  2. [...] So long Great Pumpkin! [...]

    pingback by welcome to the funcave » Suck It Vols! — October 20, 2007 @ 4:25 pm

  3. Like it or not, the Pumpkin owns Alabama.

    comment by James — October 29, 2007 @ 9:06 am

  4. @James…

    The Pumpkin’s not long for Knoxville.
    LwS covered this well earlier in the year.

    http://loserswithsocks.com/2007/01/10/rise-and-fall-of-phil-fulmer/

    Too bad the Cocks couldn’t cover that fumble in the 4th.

    Phil would have been sent packing before the season was even up.

    comment by chris — October 29, 2007 @ 9:30 am

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