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October 29, 2007

This Just In…Satan Complains About The Heat

Pot.Kettle.Black

That’s the first thought that comes to mind, after hearing the Florida Gators whine about being taunted onfield by Georgia after the Dawgs drew first blood…

Which subsequently led to the reptiles getting a good chunk of their tails chomped off by the puppies.

Hey Florida…

This is the SEC, remember?

This isn’t some PAC-10 tea party where everyone plays pattycake after delicately splashing their manicured hands around in their fingerbowls.

Georgia’s Mark Richt (the Gengis Khan of recruiting in Georgia, BTW) was ready, willing and able to take any penalty hit, which ended up being 2 unsportsmanlike calls, in exchange for getting his team fired up.

I personally think that kinda plan shows a lot more guts by doing it on the field. As opposed to engaging in the typical smack talk, swaggering, and gangsta rap ebonics that passes for media interviews from the Florida prison gang…all while there’s nary a zebra or yellow flag in sight.

Hell…

I personally think Florida should draw an automatic 100 yard penalty for every person who does that dumbass gator chomp with their arms.

Seriously…

Is it just me, or do they look like a bunch of retarded seals? If nothing else, it makes folks wearing Razorback hog-hats look like Mensa members by comparison. Which has to be a first for Arkansas, and at least one thing they can be proud of this year.

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