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	<title>Welcome to the Funcave &#187; clueless</title>
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		<title>The Death Of My Business</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2010/04/the-death-of-my-business.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Apr 2010 16:40:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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		<title>EBS Has Left The Building</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2010/03/ebs-has-left-the-building.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 15:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[
Instead of&#160;my typically convoluted Funcave windup involving some theoretical physics, Bluetooth&#160;and comic book&#160;lore a la &#8220;The Big Bang Theory,&#8221; I&#8217;ll just come right out and say&#160;what&#8217;s up&#160;this time:
Essential Business Server = DEAD
That&#8217;s officially official as of right now, which&#160;should be&#160;8:00 a.m. Pacific Standard time on March 5th, 2010. So what does that really mean?
In the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>T-Shirts Of The SEC: Auburn Tigers</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2008/11/t-shirts-of-the-sec-auburn-tigers.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2008/11/t-shirts-of-the-sec-auburn-tigers.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Nov 2008 05:43:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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Like a CMT soap opera set in the Appalachians, Auburn&#8217;s season this year has gone from bad, to worse, to abominable.
And there&#8217;s really only one person who should be held accountable for that. Tommy Tuberville has proved, time and again this year, that he either doesn&#8217;t know, or doesn&#8217;t care, how to be the head [...]]]></description>
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		<title>T-Shirts Of The SEC: Genius or Madman?</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2008/11/t-shirts-of-the-sec-genius-or-madman.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2008/11/t-shirts-of-the-sec-genius-or-madman.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Nov 2008 02:19:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[To commemorate Les Miles&#8217; late game playcalling in the second annual Saban Bowl, LSU gets an ultra-rare, limited edition SEC t-shirt.


I&#8217;m betting that one of the books Les Miles doesn&#8217;t read that would be like reading a book if he read books is the rulebook for NCAA college football.
Otherwise, he might have known that a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>T-Shirts Of The SEC: Arkansas Razorbacks</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2008/11/t-shirts-of-the-sec-arkansas-razorbacks.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2008/11/t-shirts-of-the-sec-arkansas-razorbacks.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Nov 2008 01:24:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now that Alabama won in overtime against the swamp kitties, it&#8217;s time to start posting up the rest of the SEC. First up, Arkansas&#8230;where great talent goes to underperform.

With all the heat Clemson takes, it&#8217;s amazing that Arkansas doesn&#8217;t get more criticism for being a perennial also-ran, and never living up to their potential.
I guess [...]]]></description>
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		<title>T-Shirts Of The SEC: Louisiana State Tigers</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2008/11/t-shirts-of-the-sec-louisiana-state-tigers.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2008/11/t-shirts-of-the-sec-louisiana-state-tigers.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Nov 2008 10:24:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[[suggestion: play the Mortal Kombat theme song while reading this post]
NOW IT BEGINS!

Time for Alabama to pin the tail on the Tigers over in the spooky spooky&#160;romper room they like to call Death Valley.
This is the Saban Bowl. The most one-sided rivalry in all of college football. For Alabama fans, it&#8217;s just another SEC West [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Georgia Goes Ga-Ga</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2008/10/georgia-goes-ga-ga.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2008/10/georgia-goes-ga-ga.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2008 02:27:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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I&#8217;m surprised at Georgia. I really am.
No, not because they&#8217;ve lost&#160;the SEC championship race. They are still in it, with a big showdown against Florida coming up this week to basically decide who represents the SEC East.
The real surprise from Georgia this year? An insane lack of class about losing to Alabama earlier this season.
I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Problem Is Not In Your Set</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2008/10/the-problem-is-not-in-your-set.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2008/10/the-problem-is-not-in-your-set.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 17:35:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/?p=957</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Been fighting a few issues here and there related to a Wordpress upgrade. Never had one go this badly before. And after 2 days of off-and-on troubleshooting, I&#8217;m not much closer to an answer.
The Blank Screen of Death&#8230;that&#8217;s a new one.
]]></description>
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		<title>Why Does Hyper-V Take A Kabillion Years To Delete A Virtual Machine?</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2008/08/why-does-hyper-v-take-a-kabillion-years-to-delete-a-virtual-machine.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2008/08/why-does-hyper-v-take-a-kabillion-years-to-delete-a-virtual-machine.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 14:33:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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Make no mistake about it.
I personally think Hyper-V is a seriously kickass slice of awesome from Microsoft. And if you aren&#8217;t at least checking it out, you&#8217;re really, truly and seriously missing out.
But it is abso-freaking-lutely INSANE how long it takes Hyper-V to fully&#160;delete a virtual machine&#160;if it has more than say&#8230;2 snapshots in it.
While [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Long Tea Time Ago&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2008/08/a-long-tea-time-ago.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2008/08/a-long-tea-time-ago.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 11:43:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a drawring room&#160;far far away.
Working Class British Brothers: Star Wars Edition


To all my British homies. Word.
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		<title>What&#8217;s Wrong With This Picture 2?</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2008/07/whats-wrong-with-this-picture-2-2.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2008/07/whats-wrong-with-this-picture-2-2.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 13:01:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yet another one for all the troubleshooter homies in the house&#8230;
First person to post the correct answer gets an assortment of&#160;swag from WPC.

Enjoy!
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		<title>What&#8217;s Wrong With This Picture?</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2008/06/whats-wrong-with-this-picture-2.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2008/06/whats-wrong-with-this-picture-2.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2008 09:07:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For all you troubleshooters out there&#8230;

First one to post up the right answer might get a prize from the infamous Funcave prize stash.
Unless your last name is Stanfill. Or you have a pink blog.
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		<title>Memory Is Hot</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2008/06/memory-is-hot.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2008/06/memory-is-hot.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 18:09:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[
Note to self&#8230;
Never yank memory out of a server that was just running multiple servers in Hyper-V and maxed out on&#160;memory.
At least not without&#160;something to put them down on&#8230;fast! I guess they&#160;don&#8217;t call them heat spreaders for nothing.
Owwwwwwwwwww. Time to go ice&#160;my tech pimp hand.
Totally worth it to see this tho&#8230;

]]></description>
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		<title>The Hyper-V Setting Of Doom</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2008/06/the-hyper-v-setting-of-doom.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2008/06/the-hyper-v-setting-of-doom.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 12:10:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Trust me on this one.
NEVER make this setting change on a virtual machine&#8230;

Unless you really don&#8217;t care how it runs, or if it runs at all.
Or if you just want to see what it would be like to run Small Business Server with the processing equivalent of a Sinclair ZX Spectrum&#8230;

Kicking it old school. Word.
]]></description>
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		<title>Losing More Than It</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2008/06/losing-more-than-it.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2008/06/losing-more-than-it.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jun 2008 08:55:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You have to see this.
Watch closely at the start of the video, to see what lights this candle.
Office Worker Goes Absolutely Insane &#8211; Watch more free videos
That&#8217;s right, someone knocking over a stack of papers.
Here&#8217;s the last half, in color and with sound.
Office Worker Meltdown Second Angle &#8211; Watch more free videos
What I really don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Where Has All The Memory Gone?</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2008/05/where-has-all-the-memory-gone.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2008/05/where-has-all-the-memory-gone.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 02:07:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[
Weird weird issue on the&#160;normally kickass&#160;server here at the Funcave, which just so happens to be&#160;named Charlene. As in&#8230;
The name of this server is CHARLENE, SIR!
Tried to copy a 45GB VHD file to our girl&#8230;
A file which&#160;came courtesy of someone who just so happens to have a pink blog&#8230;
No matter how many different ways I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Say It Ain&#8217;t So Jones! Say It Ain&#8217;t So!</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2008/05/say-it-aint-so-jones-say-it-aint-so.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2008/05/say-it-aint-so-jones-say-it-aint-so.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 May 2008 04:40:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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Let me come right out and get this review over with in one sentence, for those of you who have important things to get done&#8230;
The new Indiana Jones movies&#160;TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY&#160;SUCKS!
Yep, I said it.
Don&#8217;t waste your money on this tired old gasbag of a movie.
In fact, I won&#8217;t waste your time going into the innumerable [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Daniel Koster Just Kicked My Ass, And With Good Reason</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 16:05:55 +0000</pubDate>
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And man&#8230;do I deserve it.
In response to the post on pirate ROMs, and how I handled declining to answer a question on how to do it at the NOLA conference, I used the analogy of being a drug user (possession), rather than a drug dealer (distributing), Daniel took me out behind the woodshed and proceeded [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tech Community ISO Leadership. Must Be Glutton For Punishment.</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2008/05/tech-community-iso-leadership-must-be-glutton-for-punishment.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 13:59:33 +0000</pubDate>
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Everyone in New Orleans last weekend who was in the final session about the community prolly heard me talk about the very real side that most people don&#8217;t want to hear about.
All most people ever hear about is how great, grand, and wonderful the community is.
And you know what? That can be true. It really [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How Would I Know?</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2008/05/how-would-i-know.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 11:34:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[
A lot of interesting things happened in NOLA last weekend. Some of which I&#8217;m at liberty to discuss, some of which I&#8217;m not.
But by far, the most disconcerting had to be the number of people who&#160;said to me at one point or another during the conference&#8230;
Oh, I saw that you closed/killed the Funboard forum. I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Between A Rock And A Hard Place: The War On ROMs</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2008/05/between-a-rock-and-a-hard-place-the-war-on-roms.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2008/05/between-a-rock-and-a-hard-place-the-war-on-roms.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 04:33:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[
Again&#8230;let me tell you how astonished, humbled, and amazed&#160;at how many of you got real, tangible value out of the talk on Mobility I delivered in New Orleans this weekend.
I appreciate EVERYONE who has already filled out the Mobility Survey. I will be responding to each of you individually about your awesome awesome comments. that&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>So Close&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2008/04/so-close.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 07:43:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And here I thought I had found the answer to my More Mobile Than Mobile quandary&#8230;namely, the problem of carrying all the associated stuff.

Big ups to Engadget for finding this. I think.
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		<title>Somewhere, The Boss Should Be Suing Someone Over This</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2008/04/somewhere-the-boss-should-be-suing-someone-over-this.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2008/04/somewhere-the-boss-should-be-suing-someone-over-this.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 02:54:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Worst.Video.Evar

And when talking about marketing&#160;debacles from Redmond&#8230;
Being the worst is actually an accomplishment, of sorts.
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		<title>Elisabeth Vanderveldt Will Kick Your A-Double-S</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2008/04/elisabeth-vanderveldt-will-kick-your-a-double-s.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2008/04/elisabeth-vanderveldt-will-kick-your-a-double-s.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 10:49:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[
Or maybe it&#8217;s just me.
Elisabeth, one of the SBSC PALs from the Great White North, led what can delicately be termed a rather spirited, standing-room-only&#160;Open Space session on Windows Mobile today. She actually&#160;led 2 of them, but I only attended the first one.
Lots of folks in there who are well-known in the Mobile community, like&#8230;
Chris [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Like A Day Without Sunshine</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2008/04/like-a-day-without-sunshine.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2008/04/like-a-day-without-sunshine.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 19:57:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;
No, I&#8217;m not talking about what passes for springtime in Seattle.
That&#8217;s&#160;what I think about&#160;Windows Live&#160;without Messenger. Kinda, well&#8230;depressing. Especially on a mobile device.
So all you emo kids can go get your mope on.
Windows Live for Windows Mobile has just been released&#8230;without Messenger.
]]></description>
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		<title>Define Rick Astley</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2008/04/define-rick-astley.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 12:30:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[

Sings like Barry White.
Moves like Howdy Doody.

Simple enough.
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		<title>The Troika Virus</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2008/03/the-troika-virus.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2008/03/the-troika-virus.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2008 21:08:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What&#8217;s dumber than a virus intended to &#8220;revive the golden era&#8221; of virii?

The nitwits what designed and coded it, that&#8217;s what.
Here&#8217;s how the description should really read&#8230;
The virus will then hit at random, but only once. It will not replicate itself, mail itself to your friends or destroy any of your files, but instead provides [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Funcave&#8217;s Saddest Video Of The Day</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2008/03/the-funcaves-saddest-video-of-the-day.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Mar 2008 13:23:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As a parent with 2 small children, I was horrified when I first saw this video over at Engadget&#8230;

I cannot fathom&#160;the kind of parent that&#160;would be idiotic enough to think this is a good idea.
Not only that, but the family is evidently screaming GIMME! now to Microsoft, expecting&#160;Redmond to send the kid a unit and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Behind The Green Curtain</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2008/02/behind-the-green-curtain.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2008 19:36:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[AKA Trust Is For Suckers

I have clipart of a server room on my web page, so I must know what I&#8217;m talking about!
Trust is a funny thing.
Some people won&#8217;t trust anything they have to pay for. Other people distrust anything that has the word Free attached to it.
Here&#8217;s the thing about that&#8230;
Free Is Never Really [...]]]></description>
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		<title>People Like Simple</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2008 14:10:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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The main thing about the detailed SBS and EBS breakout graphics that keeps bugging&#160;me? 
Those Standard CAL and Premium CAL&#160;banners at the bottom.
I&#8217;m seriously hoping MS isn&#8217;t rocking the boat when it comes to&#160;the unified CAL system in place now with SBS 2003.
Upsell to Premium would be much&#160;easier&#160;with SBS 2008, since you don&#8217;t even have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>One For The Gamers</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2008 19:35:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you don&#8217;t know anything about the games industry, this vid might not make a whole lot of sense. So&#160;read this to catch up. Then check this out. Then watch the vid&#8230;

Derek Smart Derek Smart DEREK SMART!!!
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		<title>The Segway Of Software</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2008/02/the-segway-of-software.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 08:18:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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Let me be utterly clear about this, so there is no lingering confusion in anyone&#8217;s mind&#8230;
Groove has to be the worst software I&#8217;ve ever used in my life.
For something else that was breathlessly touted as a revolution with no downside for so long, I&#8217;m amazed that I haven&#8217;t&#160;yet put my fist through the screen when [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Device Emulator Done Dirt Cheap</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2008/01/device-emulator-done-dirt-cheap.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2008/01/device-emulator-done-dirt-cheap.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2008 15:44:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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Skating around hither and yon this morning, and I found a couple of posts about using the Windows Mobile 6.0 emulator&#160;to connect to an instance of SBS running inside VPC2007.
Wow, what a&#160;phenomenal idea!
I was hestitant to post this, seeing as&#160;the original&#160;has .uk all over it. And everyone knows those folks are simply a cut above.
But [...]]]></description>
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		<title>No Diploma Required</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2008/01/no-diploma-required.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jan 2008 18:17:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to an&#160;amazing technicolor dream trackback, I found yet another Worthless Web Widget, which I had to immediately add to my growing collection&#8230;


Which proves what I&#8217;ve always said&#8230;
No diploma required, here at the Funcave. Excelsior!
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		<title>Bill Clinton Doesn&#8217;t Care About Black People</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2008/01/bill-clinton-doesnt-care-about-black-people.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 00:07:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Or maybe it’s just MLK he’s bored with…

Not a good day for The Bill &#38; The Hill.
Obama-o-rama will have a field day with this.
It could have been worse, I guess. There could have been an intern nearby.
Personally, I tend to agree with this guy.
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		<title>Nice Try</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2007/12/nice-try.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Dec 2007 13:41:29 +0000</pubDate>
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How much do I hate going to cell phone stores?
I consider all those working or otherwise associated with them to be headed for punishment in the 8th subcircle of the 8th circle of Hell, reserved exclusively for fraudulent advisers.
I truly believe the reason that Mobility as a concept is in such a sad sad state [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The RIAA And Its Big Box Of Stupid</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Dec 2007 02:13:10 +0000</pubDate>
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Just when you think&#160;someone couldn&#8217;t be more out of touch with their customer base&#8230;
The RIAA goes and TOTALLY cements their record of complete insanity concerning&#160;what their customers have proven, time and again, that they want.
Here&#8217;s the newest flash for all you music pirates out there.
And there are more of you than you might think, since [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Apple Bites</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2007 08:37:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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I could go on and on about the big rainbow fruit from Cupertino, but I&#8217;m specifically talking about MacOS in this instance.
With all the recent brouhaha about Windows Home Server&#8217;s data corruption problem, anybody using a MacOS platform needs to watch out for its own data-destroying bug. Reported as far back as Panther (OSX 10.3) [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How WHS Stole Christmas</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2007/12/how-whs-stole-christmas.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Dec 2007 07:49:21 +0000</pubDate>
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Long story short&#8230;
Windows Home Server has a hellaciously bad data corruption bug that made it into the shipping product.
It&#8217;s a semi-crapshoot whether your data will be affected, as it all depends on how&#160;the particular application you are using actually saves its data.
But photo and&#160;media&#160;files&#160;are particularly at risk, evidently. And since pix and vidz are the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Big Whoop</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2007/12/big-whoop.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Dec 2007 23:34:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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So, the crazy kids over at Engadget posted a sprinkling of details regarding Windows Mobile next&#8230;
As in the next 2 versions on the whiteboard past the intermin 6.1 release.
And I have to admit that my reaction is a resounding&#8230;
Y-A-W-W-W-W-W-N
Besides ignoring the absolutely&#160;crucial fact that Windows Mobile needs a complete interface overhaul NOW if it wants [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Running Antelope Goes Mobile</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2007/12/running-antelope-goes-mobile.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2007 00:26:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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Someone better check the temperature in h-e-double-hockey-stick. Something I thought I would never see has actually happened.
Running Antelope, the fiercely resistant Luddite Queen of the Damned, finally caved. In other words, she&#8217;s&#160;packing a Treo 700wx, with Verizon gang tats, as her mobile device.
She&#8217;s also&#160;going &#8220;commando&#8221; with her device. Which is my own term for rolling [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Running Antelope&#8217;s Favorite Video Of The Day 4</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Dec 2007 07:31:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[For some inexplicable reason, I&#160;just LMAO at this dude, who I&#8217;ve dubbed The Human Asparagus&#8230;
BOOM Goes The Dynamite&#8230;Yea-uh! 


&#160;Man&#8230;this needs to be re-cut and re-mixed in the worst way.
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		<title>Another Day, Another Treo 750 Windows Mobile 6 Rumor</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2007/12/another-day-another-treo-750-windows-mobile-6-rumor.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2007 05:20:10 +0000</pubDate>
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That crazy Poindexter at Boy Genius Report is squawking that the long long looooooong awaited WM6 update for the Treo 750 will&#160;materialize sometime tomorrow. In the morning, no less.
If I had a nickel for every time I&#8217;ve heard a release date for this update since March of this year&#8230;
Well, I&#8217;d have about a&#160;buck.
But that&#8217;s still [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Enter The WiPhone</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2007/11/enter-the-wiphone.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 07:41:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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Lots of response to the issue of HTML e-mail&#160;only being supported&#160;via Exchange Activesync/Direct Push&#160;when paired with Exchange Server 2007.
I&#8217;ll admit right away that I was being a smartass when I suggested bouncing your e-mail out to a secondary POP account to get HTML e-mail on your handheld.
Right now, if you want to get HTML e-mail [...]]]></description>
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		<title>No-Commitment Price!</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2007/11/no-commitment-price.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 02:17:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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This is a must-read. Those crazy kids over at Engadget scored an interview with AT&#38;T&#8217;s head of Mobility.
I&#8217;d go point-by-point over the things that had me&#160;growling with&#160;derision as I read it. But then I&#8217;d prolly throw my wireless mouse through the Funcave&#8217;s Amazing Technicolor Plasma.
Since Heroes comes on in 15 minutes, and Running Antelope has [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Truth About HTML E-mail On Windows Mobile 6</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2007/11/the-truth-about-html-e-mail-on-windows-mobile-6.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2007/11/the-truth-about-html-e-mail-on-windows-mobile-6.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2007 10:10:17 +0000</pubDate>
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I&#8217;ve&#160;received a couple of e-mails recently from folks running Exchange Server 2003, either standalone or as part of SBS, who have been asking about HTML e-mail on WM6. Long story short, they are still receiving plain text versions of their e-mails. Worse, they&#8217;ve heard from various and sundry sources that they have to run Exchange [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A-HA! It&#8217;s OHA&#8217;s SDK!</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2007/11/a-ha-its-ohas-sdk.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2007 19:52:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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True to its newly minted word&#8230;
The Open Handset Alliance and Catfish Fry just released their first look SDK.
Once you substitute the word &#8220;beta&#8221; for the words &#8220;first look,&#8221; you realize this is Google at its classic best.
Basically Apple without hardware, an OS, or any history of substantive success, Google still manages to transform the entire [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Mouth Part Of The Face</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2007/11/the-mouth-part-of-the-face.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Nov 2007 22:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Also amid all the hype-la today about OHA and Android comes this little gem&#8230;
If I Had A Magic Phone&#8230;


Funny thing is&#8230;
You ask most adults, and they&#8217;d pretty much say the same things when it comes to what they want their mobile device to do for them.
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		<title>Hurr-ay Hurr-ay Hurr-ay!</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2007/11/hurr-ay-hurr-ay-hurr-ay.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Nov 2007 15:56:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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In case you happened to miss the fine print&#8230;
Nearly all the&#160;official&#160;Windows Mobile 6 upgrades that have been released so far have some major restrictions, including&#8230;

Availability&#160;time limit
Registration required for download
Single-download limit

For example, the 8525 update is only available until February 1, 2008. The Samsung i600 release is only available until April, 2008. That&#8217;s not a&#160;very long [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cheap Shot Of The Week</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2007/10/cheap-shot-of-the-week.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/2007/10/cheap-shot-of-the-week.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2007 05:44:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So what do you do when you play for a cow college in Alabama&#8230;
And you find yourself facing an All-American defensive&#160;tackle who has been named&#160;&#8220;the best player in college football&#8221; and&#160;who will&#160;undoubtedly be a first round NFL draft choice?&#160;
Why&#8230;
You&#160;take him down with an illegal chop block, of course. As basically your only assignment on the [...]]]></description>
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